Now if I had known Jesus lived in Westlake, I certainly would have visited much sooner. But it turns out, Jesus does not live there. A representative of his does. Now, Christian or not, I am a skeptic. The only reason I have not gone full rogue from Christianity is because I have experienced for myself the Holy Spirit and the supernatural. Otherwise, true hedonist flesh that I am, I would be in bars and clubs every night, never ever feeling any guilt about not going to church—where supposedly God lives, or even picking up the Living Word—which, for the sake of prosperity, I recommend you do daily.