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The Devil’s Lettuce   

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In today’s world, access to products, services, and people is greater than it has ever been or ever imagined before.  From the power of ordering online with next day arrival to the ability to communicate with others around the world in seconds, if what you have to say or sell can’t be heard or sold, it’s very likely your own fault.

One group that has benefited the most from this age of high-speed technology is celebrities.  Whether they are worshiped and idolized or critiqued and attacked, with the Twittersphere, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat added to their usual channels of communication, their every move bleeps on our personal radars.  Scrolls across the screen.  It’s a narcissist’s dream.   No matter what these people do, we cannot get enough of it—including their opinions about cannabis.

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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engaged!!!  Were you surprised?  Take the poll!

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So About That Soul, Baby!

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Really, Taj, a sequin knee compression sleeve!

SWV (Sisters With Voices) opened 2017’s Soul Train Music Awards show with a medley of their greatest hits from the 90s, with an assist from the Wu Tang Clan.  These sistahs still have their voices but their sequin granny skirts, black and white glitter socks in combat boots, topped with a sequin baseball shirt made them look like Matronly Melody-Makers.  Taj’s moisture control, copper-infused, medical grade compression sleeve for arthritis pain relief in the knee in black sequin, no doubt, is all the rage in nursing homes this season.

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Herpe Birthday!

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From Usher…with love?

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Tristan Thompson Succumbs to Swine Flu

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Cleveland Cavaliers Power Forward/Center, Tristan Thompson, during healthier, happier times. His fashion sense will be missed.

It is with great remorse that Blackbiter.com must announce the recent passing of Tristan Thompson

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Divorce: It’s the Pitts!

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It wasn’t always the pits, but it was always jolie!

Truth. I’ve always been Team Angelina. It’s puzzling. On the surface, Angelina Jolie’s lifestyle at various points has not lined up with my core belief system. However, I have also noticed that, hypocritically, my own lifestyle has strayed from time to time from my core belief system.

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Beauty in Black & White

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Baby, there’s no mystery ’cause you know how I am. I’m real.

L’Oréal Paris is advertising a Brightening Day Moisturizer that contains a broad spectrum SPF 30.  With a combination of Glycolic Acid, Pro-Retinol®, and Vitamin C, the specially-formulated goop known as RevitaLift® Bright Reveal supposedly reveals brighter skin, helps correct uneven skin tone, and reduces the appearance of wrinkles, all in just one week.

So if that’s the case, if the miracle happens in a week, then why are all the fabulous but over 40 actresses used to sell the product shot in black and white?

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Breathe In & Exhale

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Beyonce performing “Freedom” with Kendrick Lamar…

The 2016 BET Awards Show, also known as the “It’s Gon Be Alright” Show, aired this past Sunday on BET. Beyonce, kicking things off, was kickin’ water like it had done somethin’ to her, kickin’ it like somebody forgot to make lemonade out of it, kickin’ it like winemakers stomp grapes!

Or maybe kickin’ it as though it were…Becky with the Good Hair’s face? Sheen sorry.

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Zhuri Makes National Debut

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Cleveland Cavaliers’ LeBron James, center, sits down to answer questions alongside his family during a post-game press conference after Game 7 of basketball’s NBA Finals Sunday, June 19, 2016, in Oakland, Calif. Cleveland won 93-89. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

if ur a Cavs fan, & i no u are, u wir prolly jus as xsyted as i wuz wen u realyzt that thuh xsytment had onlee jus bgun afta thuh cavs wun gaym 7 2 bcumm thuh 2016 worle champiyun cavaliers.  little did n e 1 no that we wood xsperience thuh nashunal debut of thuh littlest miss james.

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All The Way Live

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Poor what’s his name …

Awww, it’s so sad when love comes to a screeching public end, especially between a mistress and her buck-tooth buck.  Mistress wanted us to believe it was all about healthy work relationships and friendships nurtured and watered outside the workplace.  Oh, and respect.  Nahh, don’t believe Mistress’s white lies.  It was about love, the true kind.  And because there were countless public displays of affection (both live and televised), it would be a shame for all that love to be lost … and not balked about.

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