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Herpe Birthday!


From Usher…with love?

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Tristan Thompson Succumbs to Swine Flu


Cleveland Cavaliers Power Forward/Center, Tristan Thompson, during healthier, happier times. His fashion sense will be missed.

It is with great remorse that must announce the recent passing of Tristan Thompson

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Divorce: It’s the Pitts!


It wasn’t always the pits, but it was always jolie!

Truth. I’ve always been Team Angelina. It’s puzzling. On the surface, Angelina Jolie’s lifestyle at various points has not lined up with my core belief system. However, I have also noticed that, hypocritically, my own lifestyle has strayed from time to time from my core belief system.

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Beauty in Black & White


Baby, there’s no mystery ’cause you know how I am. I’m real.

L’Oréal Paris is advertising a Brightening Day Moisturizer that contains a broad spectrum SPF 30.  With a combination of Glycolic Acid, Pro-Retinol®, and Vitamin C, the specially-formulated goop known as RevitaLift® Bright Reveal supposedly reveals brighter skin, helps correct uneven skin tone, and reduces the appearance of wrinkles, all in just one week.

So if that’s the case, if the miracle happens in a week, then why are all the fabulous but over 40 actresses used to sell the product shot in black and white?

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Breathe In & Exhale


Beyonce performing “Freedom” with Kendrick Lamar…

The 2016 BET Awards Show, also known as the “It’s Gon Be Alright” Show, aired this past Sunday on BET. Beyonce, kicking things off, was kickin’ water like it had done somethin’ to her, kickin’ it like somebody forgot to make lemonade out of it, kickin’ it like winemakers stomp grapes!

Or maybe kickin’ it as though it were…Becky with the Good Hair’s face? Sheen sorry.

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Zhuri Makes National Debut


Cleveland Cavaliers’ LeBron James, center, sits down to answer questions alongside his family during a post-game press conference after Game 7 of basketball’s NBA Finals Sunday, June 19, 2016, in Oakland, Calif. Cleveland won 93-89. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

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All The Way Live


Poor what’s his name …

Awww, it’s so sad when love comes to a screeching public end, especially between a mistress and her buck-tooth buck.  Mistress wanted us to believe it was all about healthy work relationships and friendships nurtured and watered outside the workplace.  Oh, and respect.  Nahh, don’t believe Mistress’s white lies.  It was about love, the true kind.  And because there were countless public displays of affection (both live and televised), it would be a shame for all that love to be lost … and not balked about.

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Worried About Rob


Black love will make ya say, “Cheese!”

No one is worried about Robert Kardashian, Sr.  He’s found a cool place in the grass.  But are you worried about Rob?  Robert Kardashian, Jr., that is.

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Katie and Wanda


Worshiping at the foot of Jamie Foxx’s action poster?

…are just friends.  Not that you or Tom Cruise should care.  Tom Cruise, with his toothy grin, has long disconnected from Katie Holmes and 9-year-old daughter, Suri.  Once a person becomes Suppressive, they are labeled an SP, a Suppressive Person, and are avoided like an STD.

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Out in the Open


Will Lisa Bonet’s real husband please stand up?

Something freaky is going on in the House of Jason Momoa.  Jason Momoa, aka Conan the Beautiful Barbarian, has supposedly been happily cooped up with Lisa Bonet for the past 8 years.  However, you wouldn’t always know it, given the company she keeps . . . keeping.

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