I might be a little old-ish…
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“I know you ain’t talkin’ bout my mama?!” –True Thompson: The Turrible Turban Years
The oppression of True Thompson, like a hairline that has finally grown in, has brought me out of hiding. I just couldn’t sit still another day, fingers motionless, avoiding the keyboard with its missing letters, waiting for someone to come to the rescue of a blackish baby from its whitish mother.
Yeah, she woke up like this . . . racist.
Kim Zolciak has proven time and again how it’s possible to be racist and not recognize it in yourself. No one knows where she came from but we’re pretty sure it’s by way of Mississippi or deepest Florida—-where it’s better to stand your ground killing a Negro than to use it to walk away.
Penelope Cruz as we have never seen her before…black leather suits you, honey!
I don’t know the fashionista Donatella Versace personally. But I would guess, regardless of the fact or fiction of the salacious story line, that she’s proud to have Penelope Cruz bringing life to a tragic aspect of her life in the American Crime Story miniseries, The Assassination of Gianni Versace.
In today’s world, access to products, services, and people is greater than it has ever been or ever imagined before. From the power of ordering online with next day arrival to the ability to communicate with others around the world in seconds, if what you have to say or sell can’t be heard or sold, it’s very likely your own fault.
One group that has benefited the most from this age of high-speed technology is celebrities. Whether they are worshiped and idolized or critiqued and attacked, with the Twittersphere, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat added to their usual channels of communication, their every move bleeps on our personal radars. Scrolls across the screen. It’s a narcissist’s dream. No matter what these people do, we cannot get enough of it—including their opinions about cannabis.
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engaged!!! Were you surprised? Take the poll!
Really, Taj, a sequin knee compression sleeve!
SWV (Sisters With Voices) opened 2017’s Soul Train Music Awards show with a medley of their greatest hits from the 90s, with an assist from the Wu Tang Clan. These sistahs still have their voices but their sequin granny skirts, black and white glitter socks in combat boots, topped with a sequin baseball shirt made them look like Matronly Melody-Makers. Taj’s moisture control, copper-infused, medical grade compression sleeve for arthritis pain relief in the knee in black sequin, no doubt, is all the rage in nursing homes this season.
