Archives for : Cleveland Cavaliers

I Knew He Looked Familiar


…moonwalking all over The Land!

Michael Jackson has returned…

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Triple Threat


Brains. Looks. Brawn. Because good things happen in threes!

Yes, we have supermodels in Cleveland.

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Tristan Thompson Succumbs to Swine Flu


Cleveland Cavaliers Power Forward/Center, Tristan Thompson, during healthier, happier times. His fashion sense will be missed.

It is with great remorse that must announce the recent passing of Tristan Thompson

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Cavs Fire David Blatt

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Tonight We Battle!


Knights of the Golden Sword,

Gird thy loins with strength.

An enemy encroaches upon The Land from the West.

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King James, We Good!


A family famous only on Sundays, with LeBron James collision, makes headlines mid-week.

Family and friends of Ellie Day are mourning the loss of her…

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Jr’s a Goyl!


Mesmerizing couple…

As you know, in Cleveland, nothing is normal.  Where you’re from, a river is water.  Where we’re from, a river is wet but it’s wet like a joint laced with crack cocaine that looks forward to catching fire.

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Grinch Who Stole Warriors’ Christmas

Milwaukee-Bucks-Fans-CelebrateWhen the Golden State Warriors’ winning streak came to an abrupt end Saturday night thanks to the Milwaukee Bucks, no one was surprised, least of all Milwaukee Bucks fans who showed up for the take down in t-shirts with the fateful numbers 24-1.

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No need to hang your head low...Cleveland and the world are SO PROUD of you!!!

Fans of the Cavaliers would like to thank David Blatt, LeBron James, and the Cleveland Cavaliers for a season of impressive professional basketball.  The King’s return to Cleveland after a long, tumultuous, and bitter farewell stunned us with a tidal wave of emotions that left young and old men rubbing their eyes in the streets, unashamed, red light on, cameras rolling—as if tear-gassed.

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