Blushworthy

Typewriter-series-#348

this one had me feelin' some "type" o' way...

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A Little TOO Kid Friendly

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"There is none that doeth good, no not one." Psalm 14:3

In July, investigators searching Subway darling Jared Fogle’s home with a fine-tooth comb and flashlights uncovered a pedofile lurking in Zionsville.  Travel records and text messages rained down on the former Subway spokesman like onions on a sandwich.  When the public learned that Jared used business trips to cover out-of-town $ex encounters with underage pro$titute$, not only did Subway (who found lovable Jared a little too kid friendly) regret breaking bread with him, the binky nearly tumbled out of rapper Lil Jon’s mouth.

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under the influence

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Needs A Blood Transfusion

Real-Housewives-of-Atlanta-Season-8Rumors swirl.  This rumor that former housewife Sheree Whitfield would once again haunt the set of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in its 8th season seems to have swirled into the truth.  An unfortunate truth.

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Smiling Like Miss America

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Are these the new adventures of Old Christine?

Ever since Almighty GLOD liberated womankind, attention-starved women have been able to hold their heads high and smile their widest smiles.

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Leave Your Baggage Behind

Runaway-Island-TV-One-original-movie“If your hair is purple, you wear a lot of Goth jewelry, and you prefer the ring of gunshots in the club rather than the beat of kettle drums, this vacation is not the spot for you.”  –Stefon, Club Kid, Saturday Night Live

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Please, Future, Stay in the Past

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This future looks so much brighter!

Now that Future’s in the past, the rapper wants to start reflecting on the sanctity of fatherhood.  Oh, brotha!  Leave it to a flimsy rapper, known to spill seed with multiple baby mamas, to screw over a singer with movie star looks and then, all of a sudden, look back over his shoulder at what she’s doing when she has a new and better Boo.

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A Baby’s Gotta Do What A Baby’s Gotta Do

Ariana-Grande-licks-donutWhen baked goods are allowed to bask naked in the freedom of open air, the least of its problems is a (likely spearminted) lick from a baby-faced pop princess.

Sometime it’s easy to hate America.

So quick is it to take to Social Media and fire up the pan to caramelize our Little Sweetie, Ariana Grande, most Americans, hypocrites that they are, never would have noticed or even complained that the baked goods were open air baked goods.

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Principal!

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Bravo, Misty!!!!

Congratulations, Misty Copeland!

African American Ballet Dancer Misty Copeland

was honored as

American Ballet Theatre’s

first black principal dancer in its 75-year history.

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Happy Independence Day!

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God Bless America!

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