Archives for : Oprah Winfrey

Stymied by the Loss of the Hymen



My big black daddy would have torn through Instagram, chucking spears, to snatch me up outta that bed!

Fathers, go get your daughters.  So what if she’s over 21, making her own paper, and living under her own roof?  If she’s a virgin, go get her and secure a bedazzled bracelet just above the ankle-bone to detect if she travels outside the designated perimeters of work or school.  But whatever you do, snatch your daughter from the world and lock her in her room.  Because if you know she’s a virgin, that devil who licks his big red lips whenever she’s around knows she’s a virgin.  And wet behind the ears.  With milk on her breath.  He can hear the goo-goo-ga-ga in her voice.  He knows she’s innocent and gullible—a newborn to love—and highly susceptible to bustin’ an awkward virgin move.

Consider the fairytale romance of Jordin Sparks and Jason DeRulo, which was doomed from the start when Jordin Sparks fell for the old engagement ring trick.

At first she was feeling like they were a match made in iTunes heaven.  Now she’s probably just feeling like . . .

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No Kindness for Nadya Suleman

Octomom Nadya Suleman

Octomom needlessly overexposed...

I didn’t want to write this post.  And so, I’ll be brief.  I kept quiet when Suze Orman and Oprah Winfrey on the Oprah Winfrey Show seemed to have more genuine interest in the length of Nadya Suleman’s eyelashes than the welfare of her children.  I’m sure that Oprah in one of her famous acts of benevolence offered her golden help and the Octomom in her agitated state of mind, batted her lashes, and enthusiastically, but foolishly declined.  What’s more aggravating—and what I cannot keep quiet about—is that, for some reason, Oprah and Dr. Phil seem to think that there is some high honor in announcing to America:

“The Octomom did not get paid to do my show.”

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The White Sugar Awards

I am the white queen.

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Can Alicia Keys Survive These Wrong Notes?

Alicia Keys in Thought

"Did I do that?"

Time after time, not an eighth note passes, before Alicia Keys strikes another wrong note with her fans.  Her career began to ooze and fester around the time of her adulterous affair with music producer Swizz Beatz, the deadbeat, who had yet to look black and untether himself from his lovely wife, Mashonda, mother of his young son.  When radio jock Tom Joyner repeated the unfortunate but tantalizing Swizz Beatz tweet saying, ‘Alicia Keys is in my kitchen making me breakfast buck naked,’ we all knew that the apron strings of a decent reputation had all but unraveled.

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