Somewhere Kim Kardashian must be having a good (albeit ever so private) giggle. The marriage of Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco has self-destructed in only 41 days.
While domestic violence is no laughing matter, when the bully gets bullied, it does have the outward appearance of the world righting itself.
Now that the misfits have literally butted heads, Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco or Chad Johnson or whatever his name is have both issued their silly public apologies. He wishes her well and loves her to death (his actual words). She hopes he will get the help he needs (because there is no way in the world that all of that mouth could have had anything to do with him opting NOT to put a fist, a sock, or a big hairy coconut in it.)
Believe it or not, now that Evelyn Lozada has filed for divorce, the bully (obviously still swerving from her head wound) hopes to become the poster child for domestic violence!?! Oh, puh-leez!
Evelyn Lozada is nobody’s role model–not even for her daughter. And even she should know that at some point the big bad bully eventually becomes the vuh-vuh-victim. Just sayin’. What you sayin’?