Archives for : October2011

Ever Have A “Harry Potter” Moment?

"In seven years, seven months, or seven weeks..."

Rumor was that Karen got run out of her wealthy, mostly white neighborhood.  Something about all that (black) traffic coming to her door.  When I went to see her, narrowly a second had elapsed before I heard the frantic rustling and flapping of wings, saw black birds, as if startled by my presence, flying away from her as if she were a human scarecrow.  But I did not actually see the birds.  Nor did I actually hear those we-must-fly-away-now sounds.  I sensed them.  In that moment, sitting across from Karen, whose head was tilted, eyes closed in meditation, hands shuffling her beloved tarot cards, I was confounded as to who was the real witch, her or me.

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Broken Barbies

A poem for all the broken Barbies and Kens

Media Mogul & Songbird Unswathe Tiny Tweets

Babies are cute . . . yeah, yeah, yeah.  Behind that story is the true black story.  The Barbara WaWa  interview (Friday, 10/21/11, 20/20) spent the entire ten minutes further flinging Media Mogul Nick Cannon to the darkest edge of the blinding glow of Mariah Carey’s spotlight.  “They live in her homes,” Barbara says.  “He’s even an executive at Nickelodeon,” Barbara explains.  Poor Nick, under 30 years old and a star in his own right with bank (millions), has to constantly be made to feel less than what he is by these proper-sounding closet racists.

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Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Late…

"Dude? Gimme a break!"

for community service at the morgue.  Question: Can you blame her?

Too bad, Lindsay, Judge Stephanie Sautner must have a taken a literal reading of Proverbs 21:16: “The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.”  But looking for life among the dead?  Seriously judge, can the dead breathe life into the dead?  Unless the prophet Ezekiel, himself, is the coroner prophesying, “Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live,” what is the point of banishing the walking dead to the valley of dry bones?

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Down This Road Lives a Whore

“What I done, I did in self-defense. I have nothing against anyone. I am ready to meet my God.”

Once upon a time, a certain pretty girl with good teeth, swathed in the warm and glowing aura of celebrity, bore the slap heard around the world.  There was righteous sympathy for her and equally righteous disdain for her attacker.  But what if she had been a bad girl, but perfectly good at it?  What if her eyes had been brown and not green, skin blacker, teeth the color of       A sunny color, but not for teeth...    or worry?

There is a road like a large footpath between lush, whispering trees.  A road of blood-orange dirt, a hardened mound lifted like a freshly dug grave.  Down this road lives a whore.  She was not always a whore. Our true selves are always god-like and artistic.  She wanted to sing, too—sang in the church as a child all the time.  Grew up in the church.  But that was a long time ago.  Times are bad.  The wages of cooking and cleaning for whites could pay her fare North to a life as a nightclub singer, but how long could that take?

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Dang, Football Has Lost Its Twang

Hank Williams, Jr.A little less blacktalk goes a long way Hank Williams, Jr.  Country music star, did you really think it wise, comparing President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner’s recent golf outing to a meeting betwixt a murderous, demonic fiend like Hitler and Prime Minister Netanyahu?  Of course you did.  The truly “ridiculous pairing” occurred when you showed up on Fox News believing you were communing with friends.  For this reason solely, the American public should show empathy for you—as you were no more than the latest of their numerous victims to be thrown under the H8 is Gr8 tour bus.  Those dressed-up hillbillies left you swinging in the wind on the fifty-yard line like Janet Jackson’s right breast at the Super Bowl.

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I’m Booored with Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle, British radio and television presenter, best known for his wildly popular British daytime television talk show on ITV, The Jeremy Kyle Show, has descended on Ameriker.  Diaper loaded.  Kyle now hosts the American version of the show by the same name that premiered September 19, 2011.  While I would like to say “Welcome to the States, old mate, old chap,” in good conscience, I cannot.

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