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Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Late…

"Dude? Gimme a break!"

for community service at the morgue.  Question: Can you blame her?

Too bad, Lindsay, Judge Stephanie Sautner must have a taken a literal reading of Proverbs 21:16: “The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.”  But looking for life among the dead?  Seriously judge, can the dead breathe life into the dead?  Unless the prophet Ezekiel, himself, is the coroner prophesying, “Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live,” what is the point of banishing the walking dead to the valley of dry bones?

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