Leave it to me to cook the wrong bird on the wrong duckin’ day!
Translation: Happy Thanksgiving Day, er, Weekend, Everyone!
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As one so divine, you must realize that, comparatively, the turkey has no flavor.
This Thanksgiving season, I’m grateful for the things we take for granted.
I’m thankful for my grandfather for warning my father and his brothers that earrings were for si$$ies. My grandfather, rest his soul, would not believe his eyes today if he saw big gold genie hoops in a man’s ears who wasn’t a pirate. But diamonds as big as checkerboards in both ears would probably kill him if he were not already dead.
