Time surely flies …
when you’re watching a child grow…
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Let’s just call me Barbie. If I were Barbie, and I’m not, I would be more of an action figure like Zazie Beetz’s Domino in Deadpool 2. Ok, so now that we’ve gotten that out of the way. Let’s talk about why we’re really here. M&Ms.
Yeah, she woke up like this . . . racist.
Kim Zolciak has proven time and again how it’s possible to be racist and not recognize it in yourself. No one knows where she came from but we’re pretty sure it’s by way of Mississippi or deepest Florida—-where it’s better to stand your ground killing a Negro than to use it to walk away.
Really, Taj, a sequin knee compression sleeve!
SWV (Sisters With Voices) opened 2017’s Soul Train Music Awards show with a medley of their greatest hits from the 90s, with an assist from the Wu Tang Clan. These sistahs still have their voices but their sequin granny skirts, black and white glitter socks in combat boots, topped with a sequin baseball shirt made them look like Matronly Melody-Makers. Taj’s moisture control, copper-infused, medical grade compression sleeve for arthritis pain relief in the knee in black sequin, no doubt, is all the rage in nursing homes this season.
Beyonce performing “Freedom” with Kendrick Lamar…
The 2016 BET Awards Show, also known as the “It’s Gon Be Alright” Show, aired this past Sunday on BET. Beyonce, kicking things off, was kickin’ water like it had done somethin’ to her, kickin’ it like somebody forgot to make lemonade out of it, kickin’ it like winemakers stomp grapes!
Or maybe kickin’ it as though it were…Becky with the Good Hair’s face? Sheen sorry.
Blackbiter.com believes we know the answer to why RiRi is so sad sad. After a careful investigation, we put one plus two or more together and came up with one fascinating explanation.
It’s an adventure. Starting out late makes everything an adventure. It’s a good day for being in a dark room and letting someone else do the entertaining. On the way, to lighten the mood, I remark about being the only ducks out as it gets darker and gloomier. My sister, who is half-listening, lurches forward, saying, “Where they at?”
So many gifts…gone too soon.
It’s not easy being green, Kermit said. But something about our purple friend was very Zen.
Heartbroken over Denise Matthews, somebody asked. It was the Illuminati and chemtrails, somebody else said. Addicts will be addicts. We’re addicted to addicts, said another. Maybe it’s just too lonely at the top.
