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Do Re Mimi For So Lotta Dough

Mariah Carey named new American Idol judge!

Fans can probably thank American Idol judge Randy Jackson, who is also Mariah's manager, for the successful negotiations.

The magic that is Mariah Carey has inked a deal with American Idol in an amount, reportedly, climbing the scales toward 20 do-re-mi-mi-million dollars.  Excuse the stutter, but those are enough C-notes to bribe a songbird or a sitting judge.

Unfortunately, the Pop and R&B diva, who regularly sticks her fingers in her ears whenever she hits high notes (even in bed hubby Nick Cannon affirms) may have a legitimate cause to do so in the coming episodes.  It’s American Idol’s own fault though that the honey-coated vocals will be forced to sit idle through so many bad notes and worse singing.  Hitting Paula Abdul with a “Straight up, now tell me?  Did you really think we’d love you forever?” is what started this game of musical chairs in the first place.

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More X Factor Phoniness

Josh Krajcik has his eye on the prize...

Would somebody crown this guy for the win already so we can get this season in the can?

Last night’s episode of X Factor nearly put me on Prozac.  The Thanksgiving Edition (that’s what we’ll call it) turned into something much worse.  There were dark stories of adoption and bitter tales of love gone wrong and children born out of wedlock.  There were odes to red carnation mothers and white carnation mothers—dead mothers and alive mothers—a Virgin Islands mother.  There were teenage protestations of self-worth, wack apologies and, oh, so many trembling lips.  And that was just the cast members.

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