Perhaps orange is the new black.
Dirty laundry.
Knickers with holes in them.
Uncle Susan in the attic.
Aunt Jimmie (with the mustache) in the basement.
Redbone stepson choking cats out back.
Lost girl sobbing in the back room, no trustworthy shoulder to lean on.
In a so-called politically correct world, knickers with holes in them are not on the cover of magazines because they are fashionable and trendy.
Don’t be…
