A superior blog that looks down its self-righteous nose at American pop culture and hypocrisy.
Adam could evolve . . . into George.
Now that Amal Alamuddin has worked her Houdini on George Clooney–seducing him into marriage with those cow’s eyes like Pan’s flute–and since hindsight is 20-80 (nearly legally blind), we all realize now we should have snagged his fraternal twin brother Adam Carolla.
"Kim, picture it. The biggest wedding ever!
Face it, Ryan Seacrest. It Blackfired! There, there, dry your eyes. Please, take one of these 
and a little of this 
.
When Kris Humphries’ black father was not the one tying his tie, when his white mother kept her back to the camera, when his beige sister was edited out of the walk down the aisle, when his entire family was practically deleted from their own son’s spectacle of a wedding, honey, you knew it couldn’t last. This overblown Kardashian-style miscarriage of marriage would swiftly and abruptly abort. But, in 72 days?
