Kylie Jenner’s Boyfriend Tyga: A Real Animal?

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Fans recognized Molly O’Malia and came for her for breaking up Tyga and Kylie Jenner. Then Gloria Allred came for OK Magazine…but will she come for Tyga?

It probably should be.  But, yeah, it’s no secret—that Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend, Tyga, likes little girls.

Most of us do.

The difference is that those of us who are adults know that there are laws against prowling for pretty young Puss ‘n Boots who can’t legally consent to doing wild things with adults.

Everybody’s mama ain’t Kris Jenner, who apparently views her Californication as no real conflict of interest with being a self-proclaimed minister.  Everybody’s mama ain’t about to let just anybody, on the prowl, in a pair of cute Tims, sneak up to the house sniffing around their little girl.  Everybody’s daddy ain’t a tranny trying to unlock his inner Cinderella.

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This latest allegation of underage canoodling mounting against Tyga may very well be rubbish pulled from the lawyer’s slush pile; with Gloria Allred (a.k.a. GloD) playing Guardian ad Litem to the 14-year-old, Molly O’Malia claims that Tyga’s incessant purring in her direction on social media gave her the Tiger Willies. (You know, because being half-naked, makin’ pouty lips, and actin’ Grown & Sexxxy on the Internet never attracts a grown man’s attention.)  But to give GloD the benefit of the doubt, this time she’s claiming we’re seeing her tired old face again because OK Magazine trespassed on a minor’s rights.

At any rate, if Tyga trespassed on the minor’s rights, trespassers and would-be sex offenders alike should know that there are real mamas and real papas who don’t have publicists and plastic surgeons on speed dial who are just as comfy canoodling with the local police department as the National Rifle Association.

In Tyga’s defense, she is an old fourteen…very old.

Hopefully, Tyga’s claims that he was tricked and contacted Little Miss Molly O’My Golly because she’s a singer are true.

But for any tiger prowling the hood, Bolly, Holly, or Molly’s woods, they should consider themselves warned.  A full-grown tiger’s paws should go nowhere near Young Puss.

No matter how high the heel of her boots.

No matter how inappropriate her Instagram photo.

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Do you think the allegations made by Molly O’Malia that Tyga is roaring for her are legit or is this the hand of GloD using a teen to separate another “Tiger” from his little fortune?

Comment (1)

  1. I don’t think we should pay so much attention to what rock stars do. We better look at ourselves and change ourselves both mentally and physically, if needed.

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