Pardon the "neneism," but is King of Bravo Andy Cohen saying, "Girl, Bye" to NeNe Leakes?

Chile, have you heard?  NeNe “I’m rich, bitch!” Leakes says whether she returns to The Real Housewives of Atlanta depends on whether certain cast mates come back.

In other words, if they do, she won’t.

"My likability ratings stink? Really?"

The former likable personality turned ugly persona believes the show’s brand has been hurt by including women who are single, childless, and not even dating.

“I’d love to see a single woman on the show that’s dating,” said NeNe Leakes.  “Think that’s great, and fun to have that girl that’s looking for love.  But we have too many girls that are looking for money instead of love.  So I’d like to find a girl that’s looking for love, really wants to find a husband.  I feel like we have a bunch of gold diggers on the show.  So it’d be great if we found somebody really looking for love.”

Yes, one who is no stranger to the cool, aluminum cup smell, and smoothness of a sturdy stainless-steel strip-club pole breathed out of her own Mickey mouth that “Too many girls are looking for money instead of love”!  Surely NeNe must realize that leaking “There are too many gold diggers on the show” has ruined her relationship with Mercedes.  Porsha?  Yes, Porsha—air head that she is—may be one of only two women on the show (and perhaps in the great state of Georgia) who can still stand to stand in the shade of a Snuffleupagus.  An eternally four-year-old imaginary friend.

Given her treatment of Cynthia Bailey, NeNe Leakes has proven that she is friend to no one.  Her Highness, currently known as The Big Bully, claims that she of all people felt attacked by her subordinates—uh, cast mates.  Now ain’t that special?

NeNe Leakes is a huge hypocrite.  She looks strong but is in fact just a wounded woman who loves to divide and attempt to conquer.  Big old meanie expects her BFFNs (best friends for now) to worship at her big crusty feet while kicking dirt on them for enjoying the same entrepreneurial bread basket she has come to eat from.  And yet, would you believe her next business venture involves certified gold digger and sister narcissist Kim Zolciak?  Yes, NeNe and Kim will once again join toxic forces in a reality show purportedly called NeNe and Kim: The Road to Riches.

To wit, NeNe Leakes is a hater of the highest order.  NeNe Leakes believes she can do no wrong, including withholding promised funds from a charity.  NeNe Leakes pretends to be disgusted by behavior in her “subordinates” she habitually models herself.

“NeNe wants viewers to believe that she still wears the fluffiest robe of all the housewives and that the show simply could not go on without a put-to-pasture pole dancer and her weekly procession of Victorian wigs.”

Despite the money and fame, NeNe seems lonely and miserable and probably feels as old and tired as a shack on the side of a country road in the presence of the brick house that is Miss USA.  Rather than create friendships and secure her place on a show to whose immense success she has contributed, she would rather—like a child used to rejection—create an impossibly negative atmosphere so that one day she can justifiably say to herself: “See, I knew Bravo was trying to axe me all along.”

This—NeNe would have learned if she had stayed for the therapy she initiated but was not strong-woman enough to finish—is called falling victim to your own Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.  Psych 101, Boo!  Therapy might have also awakened NeNe to her jealous tendencies compounded by an inferiority complex brought on by fame occurring in the moldy latter years rather than the fresh-as-roses years.

More truth be told?  NeNe Leakes was relieved of her housewifely duties from The Real Housewives of Atlanta the moment she dared to ask Andy Cohen: “What do you want me to do?  Pull down your pants and kiss your a$$?”  To which, the boss (being gay and thus slightly flattered) said: “NeNe, you don’t want to return to the show next season?”  If you read between the lines of Massa’s cotton fields, the statement translated means: “Because, House Boo, you know I can make Field Boo happen!”

Since NeNe Leakes cannot take a moment more of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, maybe she needs to do us all a favor and, like her once cherished friendship with Cynthia Bailey, just ditch it.

Part three of the three-part RHOA reunion, which seeks to expose the underlying source of NeNe Leakes’ lifelong insecurities, is set to air tonight, Sunday, May 10, on Bravo.