Now that Amal Alamuddin has worked her Houdini on George Clooney–seducing him into marriage with those cow’s eyes like Pan’s flute–and since hindsight is 20-80 (nearly legally blind), we all realize now we should have snagged his fraternal twin brother Adam Carolla.
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Alton Tinker, President of the Greater Cleveland Urban Film Festival (GCUFF) Foundation, and actor Darrin Henson of Four of Hearts, a featured film this year, spoke to Cleveland’s local media about the Film Festival today.
Swedish
singer-songwriter
Tove Lo
made her debut
on
Jimmy Kimmel
Tuesday night
singing
her infectious song,
“Habits (Stay High).”
Some Christians need a second or third baptism, a second or third dunkin’ in the water, because some of them need to be born again—again and again. Nothing was more disappointing to hear than that Tyler Perry announced at his 45th birthday party that he was going to be a father. A father! A father! Not an engaged man! Or a husband! A father!
The time has come to axe the sports team monikers that Native Americans find so offensive. It’s long overdue. Slavery, a horrific tradition, lasted hundreds of years too many. Men-only voting spanned the decades. To this country’s shame, marriage is scarcely defined as a union between a man and woman. So, sadly, most traditions, right or hell-fire wrong, as is tradition, come to an end.
It seems the time is tick-tock-tomahawking on The Washington Redskins. The Cleveland Indians. Sorry Chief Wahoo. And other sports franchises as well.
What I learned about LeBron James’ decision to return to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers is that I was holding a bigger grudge against Cleveland fans (and all of you who jumped on the Hate Bandwagon across the country) than he was.