Baby Boy Meadows' shirt reads: "I didn't do it."
All points bulletin! Be on the look out! The perp is about 3 feet tall, cute as a bunny, and may be armed with a teddy bear and dangerous lyrics.
Colorado has lost its mind. A first grader was suspended for sexual harassment after reciting lyrics from a popular LMFAO song. D’Avonte Meadows, 6, and a “Hello Cutie” were standing in line for lunch when he “broke into song,” saying, “I’m sexy and I know it.”
It’s the cartoon camel on a pack of cigarettes conundrum: the very group the lyrics attract is least sensitive to their long-term effects. Surely, an innocent six-year-old was merely sampling those got-me-in-trouble words.
Stephanie Meadows, the rogue cutie pie’s mother (who seemed befuddled and is not LHFAO), said she couldn’t believe her son got sent up the river for a song. “I could understand if he was fondling her, looking up her skirt, trying to look in her shirt. That, to me, is sexual harassment,” she said. “I mean, I’m just floored. They’re going to look at him like he’s a pervert. And that’s not fair to him.”
Although this is the second time Baby Boy Meadows, who is a special needs child, has “defiled” the girl with song, Denver lawyers are in an uproar over his 3-day sentence to the crib.
